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A Raccoon and a Hippo Walk Into a Bar...

4/4/2017

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​Cartoon credit: Ryan James, Senior Project Manager, Novatech Engineers, Ottawa

Cute little guys! What fun this will be! After all, cartoon hippos are goofy, clumsy, silly and cute. Cartoon raccoons are such dear little bandits who just want to be cuddled. 

In real life?  Not so much.

In Africa, the hippopotamus kills about five hundred humans per year. Lions get about a hundred, sharks do ten, and only the crocodile, at a thousand, is a greater menace. And while lions, sharks and crocodiles will kill you to eat you, the hippo will kill you just because he’s grumpy. 
 
And that cuddly little raccoon? Well, he’s not likely to kill you on the spot, but he can give you some pretty nasty diseases and, if cornered, will shred your face and walk away like nothing happened. 

So, if these two dudes walk into your bar, you should slip out the back door. Somebody is going to get hurt. Underestimate these guys at your peril.

As communicators, we sometimes presume a cute hippo or a cuddly raccoon, and of course we get hurt. One of the most dangerous things you can do is to mis-read your audience. This is true in all four spheres of communication: societal, enterprise, professional and personal.

Why is failing to know your audience the most fundamental failure of effective communication? Well, let’s recall the Six Essentials of Effective Communication:

1. Understand your listener both emotionally and intellectually.
2. Clearly identify “Point A”: where your listener is at the beginning of your communication.
3. Clearly identify “Point B”: exactly where you want to take your listener.
4. Carefully map the logical and emotional route from Point A to Point B.
5. Plan out your techniques to get your listener from Point A to Point B.
6. Take your listener by the hand and walk him surely and safely from Point A to Point B.

Do you get the point? Unless you know your audience, you can’t even begin to communicate. Underestimating or under-appreciating your listener will get you the disaster you deserve. Any time you walk into a communication experience without understanding your listener, you’re looking for trouble.

Cases in point?
  • As defense counsel, you go to court with a client who is truly loathsome. The judge doesn’t like him, the jury hates him, all the prosecution witnesses drip with disdain. While the court is legally obliged to presume innocence, let’s not be foolish. Judges and juries are emotional beings, just like you and me. You need to give a lot of thought to the magnitude of the hill you need to climb.
  • Your spouse has given you the cold shoulder for a week. While it’s possible he or she is just being unreasonable, there just might be something you need to look into.
  • Your teenager has gone from sunny to sullen in just a month or two, music has changed, you don’t like the new friends... 
  • You are going to meet a new client whose work could be very profitable and professionally satisfying. Maybe they’re Mother Teresa, maybe they’re Russian Mafia. You don’t even know who they know. Will this truly be a win-win? Who knows?
  • You’ve spent a fortune on a “great ad campaign” because the ad company sold you on it. Apparently they understood their target-- but do they and you understand your target?
  • The niece that you last saw ten years ago is now a medical student and probably over her crush on Justin Bieber. She will not appreciate the “little girl” patronizing.
  • The charitable organization you helped organize twenty years ago is now crusty and political. They are not who you remember, and if you try to drag them back to yesterday, you will do so at your peril.

Communicators, know your audience!
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  • Home
    • Video >
      • The Alignment Doctrine
    • Communication >
      • Elements >
        • The Golden Rule
        • The Five Essential Qualities
        • The Five Essential Questions
        • The Five Step Cycle
        • The Ten Commandments
        • The Ten Sources of Authority
      • Modules >
        • Modules A-M >
          • Avoiding amateurism
          • Change: Understanding It, Facing It, Profiting From It
          • Communication for Long Term Relationship
          • Communications Horror Stories
          • Communications that blow up in your face
          • Communicating toward success
          • Earning the Right to Be Heard
          • Gerunds, Mesolects and Other Arcane Terms of Art
          • Having a Toad Day
          • Healthy Fear
          • Hippos and Raccoons-- Deadly Underestimation
          • How I Moved From Doing What I Liked to Doing What I Loved
          • How to Be on the Same Wavelength as Your Audience
          • How to Pick Up a Porcupine-- Dealing With Difficult People
          • Key of Trust
          • Manipulation
          • Mastering the Technologies
          • Mining the Subconscious
        • Modules N-Z >
          • Quick and Dirty-- the 80/20 Rule
          • Sabotaging Your Message
          • Scar Tissue
          • Secrets of the Druids
          • Some Specific Approaches to Communications
          • Specific audiences
          • Symbolism-- the Heart of the Communicative Process
          • Talking to Yourself and Why You Should Do It
          • The Difference Between Leadership and Management
          • The Eyes Eat First
          • The Eyes Have It
          • The Lizard Within-- What Your Reptilian Brain Makes You Do
          • The Media of Communication
          • The Respect Deficit
          • The Secret of Authenticity
          • Thinking About the Kinds of English
          • Websites, Blogs and Newsletters
          • When you don't have time to plan
          • When You'd Rather Shoot Yourself
          • Who's your audience? Targeted communication.
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        • Karen Bowley
  • Norman Bowley
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